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Oh baby..

Baby and child – they are the sweetest life forms and the most sensitive ones. They’re fragile; vulnerable so what we should do is take care of them with all our heart. However, in some cases parents just let them be and let them feel uncared or are careless that these sweetest beings go through a lot of suffering and pain.

But we can’t blame these parents, they must be all new to this thing or maybe, they really don’t know how to be a parent yet. Good thing I found this site that offers guides, which helps most parent, be a parent indeed.

So, are you one of them? I suggest you start learning now while you can.

My friend, his truck!

Do you guys remember last time when I talked about my friend who loved his truck so much? (Whew, that’s long) Now, he plans to buy a personalised number plate for it! He saw one of his relatives with their cherished number plates when they had a reunion.

Have you ever thought of having one? I think it’s cool! I mean, who wouldn’t like to own a vehicle with their names at the number plate! I wish I can get one but I think I need to get a car first. LOL

Well, if you plan to get one like my friend I can recommend a site for you. They have a friendly user website that will surely bring no hassle for customers or car owners who want to have a number plate for their cars to be more stunning! I’ve been into this site, and it never fails to amaze me. It’d be so nice to have everything personalised.

Doodle your heart <3

Drawing makes me happy, it’s the way I get to express my emotions – and even the untold emotions I have. I usually draw during Math class. Math makes my brain crazy and disoriented (@_@) If I had the chance, I would scan my drawings! However, I don’t have a good scanner. We do have a scanner but I hardly use it because it’s downstairs and the printer is so big. So, I went on searching online where I can find a good scanner and well…it’s a success! I found a3 scanner. They really have good scanners available, plus they’re highly affordable. I’ll save up for this:)

The Best Divorce Letter Ever

kristinechong:

Dear Wifey,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good husband to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. But, these last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, & even wore a brand new pair of silk brief. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soap operas. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone!!

Your Ex-Husband

P.S.: Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter!

It’s true that you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good husband is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soap operas on television so much because they drown-out your constant whining & griping (too bad that doesn’t work). I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a monkey!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything, if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk brief: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.. After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for $10 million, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life as you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures that you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care!

Signed,

Your Ex-Wifey, Rich As Hell and Free!!

P.S.: I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born as Carlo (man)….. ….I hope that’s not a problem!!!

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